Forgery?

May. 23rd, 2012 11:28 pm
merryghoul: square in london from above (square in london)
Um, kinda not in time for the finale, lol. Pre-series, but it mentions a character introduced mid-S1, so slight spoilers.

Title: Forgery? | AO3
Fandom: Revenge
Author: [personal profile] merryghoul 
Characters: Victoria(/Dominik)
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 122
Summary: What forgery? For [community profile] fic_promptly .

Victoria, art forgery is a crime.

Yes, I know you find Dominik attractive. I can sense that right now. Get your hand off of your…

I know that feels good, but can you stop?

You can't keep doing this. Do you like the idea of being in a jail cell? I don't care if it's low security. You'll still be arrested.

Someone's going to find out you forged paintings one day. It may be now. It may be years from now. But someone's going to find out.

Are you listening?

Stop staring at Dominik and listen to me!

Tell him to put on a shirt you can think. Think, Victoria, think…

I give up. But you'll regret not listening to me later.
merryghoul: River sonic screwdriver comics (common law)
Title: About My Penis | AO3
Fandom: Common Law
Author: [personal profile] merryghoul 
Characters: Travis, Wes
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 150
Summary: "That sounds dangerous." For [community profile] fic_promptly .

Wes knocked on the door of Travis' trailer.

"Travis?" he asked. "I know you're in there."

"Not now, Wes!" Travis' voice was getting closer to the door of his trailer.

"We just got a case. Can you be dressed in, like, five minutes? Look, I'll even let you touch the radio this time."

"Can we pause for a second? I'd like to talk to you about my penis."

"What about it?"

"You know when you think you're all alone and you start doing things to your penis because you think you're all alone?"

"That sounds dangerous."

"Yeah…can I have another five minutes? Ten minutes?"

"I don't have 10 minutes, Travis. We need to go now."

The door to the trailer somehow swung open. Travis had a towel wrapped around his midsection. There was something slightly poking under the towel.

"Oh, so that's what you were doing," Wes said. "I'll wait."
merryghoul: alice building (alice building)
Author: [personal profile] merryghoul 
Fandoms: Luther
H/C: ostracised from society, stalkers

Title: Dark Matter | AO3
Fandom: name of the fandom
Prompt: ostracised from society, stalkers
Medium: fic
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: no standard warnings apply; description of a chemical burn
Summary: Alice was once obsessed with a guy from Oxford.

A/N: A remix of "The Black Hole from Oxford," from a comment from the original fic. Not properly Britpicked, but I did try to research Oxford for this fic. And, given that the actual canon says Alice graduated at 18 from Oxford, in my head, she did three years for her first degree and two for her doctorate. (I would've had her graduate about 19, but that may be my line of thinking.) Anyway, fic, set sometime in series two:

Door being unlocked. )

Freedom

May. 11th, 2012 11:24 pm
merryghoul: square in london from above (square in london)
Title: Freedom | AO3
Fandom: Gossip Girl
Author: [personal profile] merryghoul
Characters: Jenny
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 100
Summary: In London, Jenny is finally free.
A/N: Story is set after Jenny's last appearance on the show in Season 4; Jenny is at the age of consent in this story. TL;DR, this is speculative future!fic.
For [livejournal.com profile] gossipgirlanon .

On the Upper East Side Jenny felt as if she had to conform. She had to live up to her father's and brother's standards. And if it wasn't that, she had to live up to Blair's imaginary standards. That didn't work out, as she was "exiled" for sleeping with Chuck (while he was never blamed).

In London, however, she had freedom. She had control over her designs in Central Saint Martins. She could drink legally, unlike the people she had to conform to at the time. And, most importantly, she could listen to her own body's needs and fulfill them.
merryghoul: car in LA (car)
Title: Fifty Shades of Jeff | AO3
Fandom: Community
Author: [personal profile] merryghoul 
Characters: Dean Pelton, Abed
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 200
Summary: Fifty Shades of Grey isn't just for women.

Everyone turned a blind eye to the Dean bringing in a laundry basket in a dormitory. On top of his laundry was a bottle of detergent, dryer sheets, a copy of Fifty Shades of Grey and a picture frame.

The Dean put the detergent in the washer and added his clothes. As the machine ran, the Dean put the picture on the lid. It was a picture of Jeff.

The Dean straddled the washer at its free corner and started reading.

Abed walked by the laundry room. He walked in and stopped near the room's dryer.

"Hey, Dean."

The Dean looked up. He dropped the book. "It's not what it looks like!"

"You're recreating the Saturday Night Live sketch where Amazon.com is offering Mother's Day ideas and all of them include women reading Fifty Shades of Grey. This is the part in the sketch where a woman is reading Fifty Shades of Grey and straddling a washing machine while a picture of Joel McHale is on the lid."

"Well, I am a funny Dean."

"Contrary to what you've said, I don't find you funny at all."

"Go away, Abed!"

"Cool. Coolcoolcool."

Abed left, leaving the Dean and Jeff in peace.
merryghoul: River sonic screwdriver comics (mini dead ianto)
Title: One-Eyed Monster
Author: [personal profile] merryghoul 
Characters: Jack, Ianto
Challenge: #237, Barking Up the Wrong Tree
Rating: PG-13
Notes: For [livejournal.com profile] mmom .

"Ianto?"

"Yes, Jack?"

"I need you to check on that one-eyed monster. He's secure in a holding cell, but he might get out."

Ianto giggled.

"What'd I say? I said there's a one-eyed monster in a holding cell and he might get out. What's wrong with that?"

Ianto cleared his throat. "Sir, you do realize you've made a masturbation pun?"

"But there really is a one eyed monster in a holding cell and he's this close to breaking the plexiglass in the cell. Can you check on him for me?"

Ianto kept giggling.

"Forget it, Ianto, I'll do it myself."

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