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[merryghoul]

Hi, Smut Swap writer! I'm merryghoul. I have a few media accounts here and there, but if you want to see what I'm into fic-wise, you can check out my Pinboard: merryghoul.

I'll start with my DNWs. I would like to not see or read about the following:

character bashing

crossovers

excessive whump (what I would call "characters constantly getting hurt")

vomitplay

high school/college AUs

mundane AUs, especially for the sci-fi and fantasy canons I've requested (including Original Works)

curtainfic

impregnation fics, babyfic and/or kidfic

second person fics

songfic

Now for the kinks I've requested! I've given some ideas, but optional details are optional. You're not obligated to use all of my ideas, let alone one of them. And I don't mind if some of the kinks for the prompts are combined. Feel free to ignore them as you see fit, as long as you abide by my DNW list above.





Doctor Who



Eleventh Doctor/River Song

Eleventh Doctor/River Song

I'm not particular about where and when the fic is set, if you're not writing a straight up PWP (which I don't mind).

I would prefer consensual sex with this pairing, please. Please no dubcon or noncon.

Gun Kink: I'd be delighted with anything that involves River using a gun on herself or on the Doctor--sliding the gun inside herself, gun fellatio (I'm happy with River, the Doctor and/or both of them for this option), River rubbing the gun on herself and/or the Doctor, using the gun as part of a danger kink...go crazy! I've always liked this kink for River and the Doctor ever since I read "Finger on the Trigger" at eleventy_kink, and I want to read more gun kink fics similar to that one.

For Science!: Maybe River has learned something obscure about the sex lives of the Time Lords and wants to discover how that certain thing happens in Time Lords. Maybe Eleven's really curious on how River's body works. How you set the scenario up so that River and Eleven are having sex For Science! is up to you.

Het Anal/Anal Sex: I want Eleven penetrating River with his penis. I don't want River pegging Eleven with a sex toy (or vice versa). Sex toys (e.g. butt plugs, something on River's clitoris, etc.) before or while they're having anal sex is fine; I just don't want to see pegging with this request.

Spanking: I want Eleven spanking River. I don't want River spanking Eleven. When I think of this kink, I think of that one time where River taunts the Doctor about spanking her in "First Night." (There's a transcript of sorts here of that scene.) You can use that as a jumping off point for your fic if you'd like, but you don't have to.

Female Ejaculation: I feel this kink is pretty much self-explanatory. I've been in love with the idea of River coming all over Eleven since "Like a River" appeared on eleventy_kink. I would like to see River ejaculate all over Eleven's face. How she does it is up to you, though.

Tentacles: Between Eleven and River, I'm not picky on whether there's an outside party who joins River and Eleven while they're having sex or if one of them suddenly grows tentacles. I'm also not picky about where the tentacles are located and how they're used. I only want to see the two of them have sex with tentacles.

Telepathic Sex: I can see River and Eleven having telepathic sex when the both of them are bored (in the TARDIS/one of them is in the TARDIS while the other's somewhere else/both of them out of the TARDIS/anything, really) or they want to have sex, but because of the circumstances (River's parents are around/they're in a cramped space/whatever you wish!), they can't physically have sex.

Zero-gravity sex: I have two ideas within close proximity of the TARDIS. I can see the two of them having sex in the Zero Room of the TARDIS. Maybe one of them is injured and they're recovering in said room, or maybe they're bored and just want to have sex in the room. Or maybe the two of them find a way to tether themselves to the TARDIS to have sex floating in space. (You know, like in the opening of "The Beast Below," but with porn and without Amy.) Maybe they're having sex on a gravity-free planet. Or you can come up with something else!

Drug-Induced Sex/Sex Pollen: Here, I'd prefer the "sex pollen" aspect of this trope than the "drug induced sex" aspect. I'm not picky on who gets hit with the sex pollen (one of them, or both of them) and I'm also not picky on what the sex pollen-like device is (it can be literal sex pollen, or something that works like sex pollen). No real world drugs (e.g. poppers, Viagra, etc.) for this prompt, please.

Pervertibles: I was thinking the two of them could use something like Eleven's sonic screwdriver, one of the Doctor's devices (including his older screwdrivers), or one of River's devices on each other. But if you would like to come up with or use something else, feel free!

Bondage: I'd like to see either River or Eleven restrained with handcuffs or one of Eleven's bow ties. How they have sex while restrained is up to you.

Sex for Warmth: The Doctor and River get stuck somewhere where it's possible it can be cold--away from the TARDIS in a cold part of a planet or a straight-up cold planet, or they're stuck in a structure that suddenly gets cold (a refrigerated room, a building without heat, the TARDIS--anything). River gets cold. How do they warm up?





River Song/Solo Masturbation

Forced Masturbation: I'd like River forced into masturbation by someone or something. Maybe she's doing this For Science. Maybe she's doing this for some horny person. Maybe she's doing it for another reason. I don't mind whether she's masturbating with toys or not. Can be consensual, dubcon, or noncon.

Pervertibles: I'd like to see River masturbating with something that isn't a sex toy. I was thinking objects that don't exist in real life (excluding their toy replicas, of course), like her sonic trowel, or one of the Doctor's screwdrivers, or any other item of your choosing.

Fucking Machines: I would prefer River to be in control of the fucking machine--something like a Sybian. You can have her in one position, or you can have her shift around as she's being fucked by the machine. It's a porn cliche to make women ejaculate while they're being fucked by machines. That said, you get to decide whether she ejaculates while being fucked by a machine or not. The machine can be similar to a real world fucking machine or it can be something fantastic.

Female Ejaculation: I feel this kink is pretty much self-explanatory. River can use her hands or some sort of sex toy; I'm not picky. I only want to read about her ejaculating.

Tentacles: I'm not picky on whether there's an outside party who joins River or if she suddenly grows tentacles. I'm also not picky about where the tentacles are located and how they're used. I only want to read about River penetrated with tentacles.





Missy/River Song, Ashildr | Lady Me/Clara Oswin Oswald, Missy/Clara Oswin Oswald

Something Made Them Do It: For this trope, I'd prefer if some sort of creature or sentient being forcing any of these pairings into having sex. How they have sex is up to you. I'm fine with consensual sex pollen, dubcon, and noncon.

Sex for Warmth: For this trope, you can have any of the couples trapped in a cold part of some planet, like a cave, some abandoned observation station, or something else. You can have them trapped in a place where it suddenly gets cold (a refrigerator, a building without heat, the Doctor's TARDIS and/or Clara and Ashildr's TARDIS--anything, really). I'm not picky on whether the couples consensually have sex or they're made to have sex by some way that takes away some (or all) of their consent. I'd like to see any of these couples have sex in a cold place.

Drug-Induced Sex/Sex Pollen: Here, I'd prefer the "sex pollen" aspect of this trope than the "drug induced sex" aspect. I'm not picky on who gets hit with the sex pollen (one of them, or both of them) and I'm also not picky on what the sex pollen-like device is (it can be literal sex pollen, or something that works like sex pollen). No real world drugs (e.g. poppers, Viagra, etc.) for this prompt, please. I'm fine with consensual sex pollen, dubcon, and noncon.

For Science!: I'd like something focused on someone trying to learn something about how the bodies of these couples work. Maybe Missy's bored and wants to see how Clara or River's body works. Maybe Ashildr and Clara are curious about how their bodies would react while they're having sex. Maybe a third party (e.g. the Rani, another species, a godlike being) want to see what happens when these couples are having sex. It's all up to you.

Meddling Gods/Godlike Beings: I'd like any of these couples in the middle of something--maybe some sort of misadventure, or River doing an archaeological dig of some sort, or something else--when a god/dess shows up and wants the couples to mate for whatever reason. The gods can be real world gods (e.g. Greek/Roman gods, Norse gods, Egyptian gods, African gods, or whatever real world gods you like) or they can be gods or godlike beings from the canon (like the Eternals, the Great Intelligence, the Nestene Consciousness, the Guardians of Time--anyone!).

Zero-gravity sex: These couples could be having sex in a room without gravity (like the Zero Room, or a room similar to it, but not in the TARDIS), tethered to something in space (think "The Beast Below" here, but without Amy and more porn), having sex on a zero-gravity planet, or anything else with this prompt. Go crazy!

Masturbation Interruptus: With Clara and Ashildr, I can see this trope playing out in a more innocent way; either Clara or Ashildr's masturbating, thinking of the other, and Clara or Ashildr accidentally stumble onto the masturbation. Whether they have sex together after that (and what they do) is up to you. With Missy and either River or Clara, I can see Missy popping up while River and Clara are masturbating. I'd like Missy to continue to force them to masturbate, at the very least. Whether Missy has sex with River or Clara later (by force, by dubious means, or consensually) is up to you. Of course, if you have another idea for this prompt, I'd like to see it!







Call the Midwife

Delia Busby/Patsy Mount

I'd prefer something set within the setting of the show for this fic. Delia and Patsy somewhere in the East End of London, let alone Nonnatus House, would be lovely. I also wouldn't mind an AU where they still lived together in their house and Delia wasn't in her accident. Please, no AUs other than any canon AUs. Since the current season is ongoing in the UK and Australia, IIRC, don't be afraid of canon Jossing your fic. But I am caught up with the current canon.

Tribadism: First off, I don't want any scissoring for this prompt. I'd prefer a fic where Delia and Patsy are rubbing their vulvas together in any position of your choosing (except for scissoring) rather than one person humping the other on some other body part. However, optional details are optional, and if you'd rather have one of them humping the other on another body part, feel free to go for it!

Trying to Stay Quiet: I can see this working more with the two of them living in Nonnatus House, where the two of them are having sex when one of them makes some sort of loud noise and they have to stop it before waking up the rest of Nonnatus House. The loud noise can be anything--something breaking, something squeaking, a loud gasp or moan, or something else. But feel free to have the two of them having sex in a public place (e.g. a movie theater) and trying to stay quiet there, or in an AU where they share their own home together.

Cunnilingus: I'm not picky on who's performing cunnilingus on whom. I also wouldn't mind if they're performing cunnilingus at the same time, or if they take turns performing cunnilingus. I want to see Patsy and Delia performing cunnilingus on each other.

Masturbation: For this prompt, I can see either Delia or Patsy masturbating for the other, or one of them masturbating the other. I'm not picky on the setting or where the sex happens. Please no sex toys and/or pevertibles for this prompt.

Mutual Masturbation: This prompt, I feel, is straightfoward: Delia and Patsy masturbating at the same time. I'm not picky on the setting or where the sex happens. Please no sex toys and/or pevertibles for this prompt.

Quiet Sex: I can see this working more with the two of them living in Nonnatus House, where the two of them agree to have quiet sex earlier to not alarm everyone else living in Nonnatus House. But feel free to have them having quiet sex in a public place, like, say, somewhere in a movie theater, or in an AU where they share their own home together.





The Wicked + The Divine

Lucifer/Laura Wilson | Persephone

For this request, despite the AO3 tag, I want Lucifer/Laura, please. I don't want Laura after she becomes Persephone.

Consensual sex only for this request. Please no dubcon or noncon.

I'd prefer fic set during those gaps in canon or canon AUs. Please, no AUs other than any canon AUs.

Sex With Prisoner: I'm curious about what could have happened if Lucifer and Laura found out how to have sex in Holloway. I see them having sex in the visiting room, with one of them using their powers to distract the guards. But if you have a different idea for this, feel free to use that.

Trying to Stay Quiet: I see this working more in Holloway, probably with the aid of a distraction and in the visiting room there. But if you'd like to set this before Lucifer ended up in Holloway, or in an AU where she never was arrested and/or imprisoned or died, feel free!

Tribadism: First off, I don't want any scissoring for this prompt. I'd prefer a fic where Lucifer and Laura are rubbing their vulvas together in any position of your choosing (except for scissoring) rather than one person humping the other on some other body part. However, optional details are optional, and if you'd rather have one of them humping the other on another body part, feel free to go for it!

Superpower Sex: I wouldn't mind seeing Lucifer, Laura, or the two of them using their superpowers during sex. I also wouldn't mind if there was some sort of scenario where Laura's having trouble with the powers Lucifer gave her and that that scenario led to sex.

Cunnilingus: I'm not picky on who's performing cunnilingus on whom. I also wouldn't mind if they're performing cunnilingus at the same time, or if they take turns performing cunnilingus. I want to see Lucifer and Laura performing cunnilingus on each other.





Original Work

Goddess/Goddess, Female Sacrifice/Goddess, Goddess/Priestess

I'd prefer some sort of fantasy setting with this prompt. I'd like to see these gods existing well before the modern age and worshiped by an ancient people, like the Greeks or Egyptians. But feel free to model these gods on anything you wish--I'm open to all sorts of interpretations.

I'd prefer the sacrifice and the priestess to be human without any superhuman powers or abilities.

Consensual sex, dubcon and noncon are fine with this request.

Superpower Sex: Take superpower sex any way you want to. You can have a goddess seducing their lover with their superpowers, the goddess using their superpowers to stimulate or restrain their lover, or anything else.

Shapeshifting: I'd like to see the goddess (or both goddesses with the Goddess/Goddess prompt) change shape while they're having sex with the priestess or they sacrifice. How they have sex is up to you.

Shapeshifting Seducer Trope: You can have one or both of the goddesses change shape to seduce each other. You can have the person being seduced oblivious to their real identity. You can have the lover figure out the goddess' real identity, or you can have the goddess tell her lover she's a goddess. It's up to you, as well as how they have sex.

Body Worship: I feel this is pretty straightforward. The lover focuses their attention on a certain part of the goddess' body to appease the goddess. The body part is up to you. And you can add additional sex scenes if you like.

Breast Worship: I feel this is pretty straightforward. The lover focuses their attention on the goddess' breast/s to appease the goddess. If there are any more sex scenes, it's up to you.

Pussy Worship: I feel this is pretty straightforward. The lover focuses their attention on the goddess' pussy to appease the goddess. If there are any more sex scenes, it's up to you.

Loyalty: With the loyalty kink, I can imagine one of the goddesses, the sacrifice, or the priestess being devoted to their chosen goddess to the point where their goddesses reward them with sex. How they have sex is up to you.

Fealty: With the fealty kink, I can image a goddess making their lover go through many tasks to prove their devotion to their goddesses. Their goddesses reward them with sex. How they have sex is up to you.





American Horror Story: Hotel

Countess Elizabeth Johnson/Ramona Royale

For this fandom, I'd prefer if the fic was set when the two were dating--from, say, around the late 70s-early 80s to the early 90s. Please, no AUs other than canon AUs. I'd also prefer not to get any fix-it fic.

Possessive Behavior: Given how the Countess behaved when Ramona turned her rapper boyfriend, I can imagine the Countess being very possessive of Ramona while they were dating. I'd like to see the Countess taking vengeance on a potential lover of Ramona's (any gender is fine with me), to the point where it turns her on. Then I'd like to see the Countess coax Ramona into sex.

Punishment: I'd like to see the Countess punish Ramona sexually for any sort of transgression you can think of. Flirting with someone else, doing something that the Countess is against, anything.

Blood Drinking: I'd love to see a scene of these two drinking each other's blood and getting aroused by it. Or, alternatively, I'd like to see them get aroused after picking up a third party and drinking their blood. (The third person can be any gender of your choosing.)

Arousal From Killing: I'd love to see these two pick up a third party (of your own creation), take them to the Countess' room, and make out with them...only to kill them, draining them of their blood, and then have sex near their blood-drained corpse.





Burn Notice

Fiona Glenanne/Michael Westen, Sam Axe/Fiona Glenanne

Sex in a Car: You have my permission to go crazy with this prompt, but I have a few ideas. The couple could be bored while on surveillance and decide to have a quickie. Maybe the couple have sex in a car after one of them gets hurt and sex is a way of comforting them. Maybe Fiona's bored and wants to have sex somewhere in the car. Maybe Fiona's bored after riding around in the trunk of her car, testing how roomy it would be for a kidnap victim, and she decides to have sex in the trunk after she's freed of her bonds. It's all up to you.

Food Kink: Specifically, I was thinking something with yogurt: sharing yogurt, eating it off the body, having sex covered in it--anything you wish! Don't be afraid to get messy with this one. All I ask is that it involves yogurt of some sort.

Fake/Pretend Relationship: I'd like to see anything involving a case where Michael and Fiona or Sam and Fiona have to investigate something as a pretend couple, but, because of the situation, they're pushed into having sex.

Handcuffs: I want to see one person restrained by handcuffs in some way. Their hands could be handcuffed behind their back, or they can be handcuffed to something. How the pairings have sex is up to you.

"Thank God We're Alive" Sex: Anything involving these couples escaping from anything dangerous. A near fatal shootout? A car chase that nearly ends in a crash? Something involving a burning building (yes, this includes explosives)? Go for it. How the pairings have sex is up to you.

Gun Kink: I'd like to see Fiona coax Michael or Sam into playing with a gun sexually. What happens next is up to you. Does someone fellate a gun? Does someone rub a gun on their body or their partner's body? Do they use the gun in some sort of roleplay situation as if they're going to shoot someone? It's all up to you.