merryghoul: River closeup (River closeup)
It is midnight my time, but there's a baseball game I'm watching that doesn't end until around 1 AM, and I decided to just go ahead and post my [community profile] unconventionalcourtship fic to the comm already.

Title: Fugitive Pilot
Author: [personal profile] merryghoul
Fandom: Doctor Who (2005)
Pairing/Characters: Heather ("The Pilot")/Bill Potts, River Song
Rating: General Audiences
Length: 3338
Summary:

THE BEST WOMAN...IN EVERY WAY

Watching her potential girlfriend constantly ask about leaving her surroundings is Bill Potts’ worst nightmare...until she and the would-be girlfriend are kidnapped by River Song. River knows a sentient creature wants Heather Carew out of the picture. Until River can get them all to safety, all that stands between Heather and fusion is canteen assistant Bill.

Moments away from unintentionally fusing with a sentient creature, Heather's life is turned upside down. Now the woman she's always considered her new friend has transformed into some kind of sexy special agent. Bill is prepared to do anything to stop the creature and secure Heather’s safety. But who's keeping Heather’s heart safe from Bill?

(Summary modified from Fugitive Bride by Paula Graves.)

Notes: Longer notes on AO3, but in short, this is a canon divergence AU set during "The Pilot."

Link: AO3
merryghoul: River closeup (River closeup)
This fic was originally posted on 22 December 2011 for [livejournal.com profile] christmasbang on LJ, a now defunct Christmas-themed bang, obviously. I decided to repost this to clean up some of the HTML and because I wanted the hyperlinks to reflect my username change without redirects. The header has also been changed because the artist who worked on the art for this fic deleted their journal. (And there's nothing to warn for in this fic, really.) I never saved the art, alas.

Title: Invasion of the Ice Warriors | AO3 | Teaspoon (new link)
Fandom: Doctor Who
Word Count: 5237
Rating: PG
Characters/Pairings: Eleven/River
Summary: The Doctor and River are in Paris to spend a Christmas together. A sudden snowfall hits Paris, and it's up to the Doctor and River to find out who's behind the snowfall. But there may be more forces at work against them both....

Invasion of the Ice Warriors )
merryghoul: clara under the lake (clara under the lake)
Never mind, I forgot to friends-lock this before today's Who Daily update. Ignore what I had in this first paragraph of the post.

Earlier this year, I posted River's Five, which was supposed to be for [livejournal.com profile] dw_allsorts. Each chapter corresponded to a different prompt. I burned out on the fic and eventually finished that prompt table I grabbed from that comm with various ficlets and drabbles. My intent was to use parts of the fic for Het Big Bang (which prefers WIPs to not be on AO3 before their archive goes live), but that never materialized.

I decided to repost "River's Five" to AO3, since I've given up on finishing the fic and/or trying to edit what I have into a fic that's mostly made up of the older story. Here's the new link to the fic:

River's Five (3062 words) by merryghoul
Chapters: 6/?
Fandom: Doctor Who (2005)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Ashildr | Lady Me, Clara Oswin Oswald, River Song, Ada Mullins | The Unicorn
Additional Tags: Abandoned Work - Unfinished and Discontinued, Robbery
Summary: River Song is planning a heist, and she needs Clara and Me's help. (Unfinished work that will not be updated or completed.)
merryghoul: river song (river song blue)
Title: River's Detour | AO3
Fandom: Doctor Who (2005)
Wordcount: 540
Rating: Explicit
Character: River Song
Contains: female masturbation and ejaculation
Prompt: [community profile] seasonofkink: masturbation
Summary: River faces a detour while looking for something for a client.

River's Detour )
merryghoul: River summer whocation (River summer whocation)
Title: First Threesome | AO3
Author: [personal profile] merryghoul
Fandom: Doctor Who
Word Count: 5041
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: no standard warnings apply
Summary: The Twelfth Doctor and River Song agree to a threesome with Missy. (Twelfth Doctor/Missy/River Song.)
Notes: A sequel to the fic Second Date, More Awkward Than the First written for [community profile] remix_me.

First Threesome )
merryghoul: doctor river wedding (doctor river wedding)
Of course I would forget about this fic just in time to not forward date it so it can possibly be seen on AO3. My luck. But it's live, and I did go through my edits before posting the fic to AO3. Any errors remaining in the fic are my own.

A Tale of Four Thieves (25075 words) by merryghoul
Chapters: 4/4
Fandom: Doctor Who (2005)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Eleventh Doctor/River Song
Characters: River Song, Ashildr | Lady Me, Boudicca, Eleventh Doctor, Original Robot Character(s)
Additional Tags: Robbery, The Knightmare, Post-Episode: s09e10 Face The Raven, Kidnapping, University, Game Shows, Hostage Situations, Prison
Summary: To impress the Doctor, River looks for, and finds, the lost Crown Jewels of England. To save some of Earth's notable historical figures, River needs the Doctor's help...and the help of the woman she stole the Crown Jewels of England from.

[livejournal.com profile] hollymarchosias did art for me, independently from this bang. The artwork is now live on AO3.
merryghoul: River summer whocation (River summer whocation)
Title: Detour in Downton | AO3
Author: [personal profile] merryghoul
Prompt: River Song walks into a bar and meets...Daisy Mason!
Fandoms: Doctor Who (2005), Downton Abbey
Word count: ~2000 words
Rating/Contents: General audiences; no standard warnings apply
Notes: Set after River becomes a professor in Doctor Who. Set post-series for Downton Abbey, using speculation that Daisy leaves Downton Abbey, moves into Mr Mason's farm, and eventually marries Andy Parker. Background Andy/Daisy.
Summary: Stranded in Downton, River Song walks into the Grantham Arms, meets the former Daisy Mason, and makes Daisy's dreams come true.

Detour in Downton )
merryghoul: river song (doctor who) [heart] TARDIS book, text: "I [love] spoilers" (river song spoilers)
I was going to do my Battlefield idea for Heroine Big Bang, but I didn't think I could even write 1.5 K with my idea. So I'm scrapping it. This would've been the introduction to it, although it doesn't seem like it:

Title: Where Do You Want to Take Me Today? | AO3
Author: [personal profile] merryghoul
Wordcount: 255
Rating: General Audiences
Characters: The Doctor's TARDIS, River Song
Notes: For fic_promptly. Fic starts near the beginning of the Twelfth Doctor comic story "Unearthly Things," but you don't need to read the comic for this ficlet.
Summary: Why the TARDIS was in Derbyshire, 1845.

Read more... )
merryghoul: stick figure river "bye!" (cell block river)
Title: Doctor Melody Williams | AO3 | Teaspoon
Author: [personal profile] merryghoul
Wordcount: 1672
Rating: General Audiences
Characters: River Song, Amy Pond
Contains: fictional, canonical hallucinogenic drugs
Prompts: [community profile] ladiesbingo: Thank God it's Friday... Again: Time Loops | [community profile] hc_bingo: hallucinations | fic_promptly
Notes: I've always wanted to toy with the idea of "Melody Williams, schoolteacher" since "A Good Man Goes to War." This fic, which plays with a Groundhog Day-style time loop, is inspired by Signs from The Diary of River Song. (But you don't need to listen to any part of The Diary of River Song to understand this.) also I was not expecting to write ~1700 words about a time loop, but oh well
Summary: Doctor Melody Williams: professor by day, adventurer by night. Or is that the other way around?

Doctor Melody Williams )
merryghoul: river song (doctor who) [heart] TARDIS book, text: "I [love] spoilers" (river song spoilers)
So I had this story ready, but over the weekend, I was really sick, so I forgot to have this prepared at least for yesterday. Oops. But here is the story, still on time for this ficathon:

Title: The Chosen One
Author: [personal profile] merryghoul
Wordcount: 1997
Rating: Teen
Characters: Melody Pond, River Song
Contains: minor character deaths
Notes: For the 2015 [personal profile] spook_me ficathon.
Summary: In 1969, Melody meets a friend who offers to take her to New York to find her parents. River has to stop them.

AO3, Teaspoon, or under the cut

Read more... )
merryghoul: River closeup (River closeup)
Title: The Second Wife of River Song
Author: [personal profile] merryghoul
Fandom: Doctor Who (2005)
Word Count: ~5900
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: no standard warnings apply; fic contains canon-typical violence, minor character death, and sexual content
Summary: The brief marriage of River and Missy, complete with a thwarted attempt to try to take over Starship UK, an encounter with a star whale tendril, and a visit to the Tower of London. (River/Missy, idfic.)

AO3, Teaspoon, or under the cut.

Can't emphasize this enough: complete idfic. )
merryghoul: River closeup (River closeup)
Nothing much to add. I'll upload the fic to Teaspoon and post a link to some Doctor Who comms later (the fiction comms and maybe the River Song comms), but here's the fic on AO3:

Bespoke Psychopath for Hire (10849 words) by merryghoul
Chapters: 5/5
Fandom: Doctor Who
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Eleventh Doctor/River Song
Characters: Eleventh Doctor, River Song, Amy Pond, Rory Williams, The Meddling Monk, Mels Zucker
Additional Tags: Diary/Journal, Episode: s06e08 Let's Kill Hitler, Canon - Comics, Victorian, Were-Creatures, Las Vegas, Marriage, Gambling, Detectives, Alternate Norse Religion & Lore, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Melody Malone - Freeform, Anniversary
Summary: River wakes up back in the body of Mels, traveling back to that field outside Leadworth. To maintain her sanity, River remembers who she was as someone attempts to rewrite her diary.

[personal profile] hollymarchosias did art!

Cover Art for merryghoul's "Bespoke Psychopath for Hire" (0 words) by h_marchosias
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Doctor Who (2005)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: River Song
Additional Tags: Cover Art, Digital Art



Update: the fic is on Teaspoon.
merryghoul: amy pond (amy pond)
Title: Born to Be a Superhero
Pairing: Amy Pond/River Song
Rating: General Audiences
Word count: 250
Summary: What connects River and Amy, other than by blood.




Title: Are You Escaping, River?
Character: River Song
Wordcount: ~300
Rating: General Audiences
Summary: Sometimes the guards at Stormcage were that clueless.
merryghoul: stick figure river "bye!" (cell block river)
Title: Are You Escaping, River? | AO3 | Teaspoon
Fandom: Doctor Who (2005)
Character: River Song
Wordcount: ~300
Rating: General Audiences
Summary: Sometimes the guards at Stormcage were that clueless.

Are You Escaping, River? )
merryghoul: river song (river song blue)
Title: Zygon in Belgravia | AO3 | Teaspoon
Fandom: Doctor Who (2005)
Characters: Eleventh Doctor/River Song, OCs
Prompt: wild card: alien abduction
Medium: fic
Wordcount: 1442
Rating: Teen
Warnings: no standard warnings apply; fic does contain creature death
Summary: The Doctor and River's date is interrupted by a Zygon.

Zygon in Belgravia )
merryghoul: River closeup (River closeup)
Title: Otter Exile | AO3 | Teaspoon
Fandom: Doctor Who (2005)
Wordcount: 691
Rating: General Audiences
Pairing: Eleven/River
Prompt: fic_promptly
Notes: Here, have another fic from one of my rejected Het Big Bang ideas while I edit something for HC Bingo. This fragment is inspired equally by two by two in the ark and the ache of it. by [archiveofourown.org profile] areyoumarriedriver and a certain one-off line from Series 8.
Summary: How the Doctor ended up living with otters for a month.

Otter Exile )
merryghoul: eleven (eleven)
Title: Psychic Sexting | AO3 | Teaspoon | Comment Fic
Fandom/Pairing or Characters: Doctor Who; Eleventh Doctor/River Song
Author: [personal profile] merryghoul
Rating: Explicit
Kink used: anonymity
Content/Warning: no standard warnings apply
Summary: A naked Doctor has fun with some messages sent on his psychic paper.

Psychic Sexting )
merryghoul: naked river is naked (unexpected naked river)
Title: Cake Monster | AO3 | Teaspoon | Fic Promptly
Fandom/Pairing or Characters: Doctor Who; Eleventh Doctor/River Song
Author: [personal profile] merryghoul
Rating: Mature
Kink used: wet/dirty
Content/Warning: no standard warnings apply
Summary: The Doctor gets a cake for River's birthday. It's not what he imagined it to be, but River, on the other hand, is thrilled.

As silly as it sounds, yes, Barastabon is canon. And also, it was a way for me to make cakefic.

Cake Monster )
merryghoul: naked river is naked (unexpected naked river)
Title: Brevity | AO3 | Teaspoon
Fandom/Pairing or Characters: Doctor Who; Eleventh Doctor/River Song
Author: [personal profile] merryghoul
Rating: Explicit
Word count: 720
Kink used: spanking
Content/Warning: no standard warnings apply
Summary: River gives the Doctor a prize after he beats her in chess.

I wrote this for [livejournal.com profile] eleventy_kink, but I didn't like it, so I changed the beginning and end to make it a bit more lighthearted. I also posted this for [community profile] fic_promptly.

Brevity )
merryghoul: river song (doctor who) with gun, text: "nice hair, clever, has her own gun" (river song nice hair)
Title: Confluence
Pairing: River Song/River Song
Rating: Teen
Word count: 100
Summary: A meeting of two Rivers.

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