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I think originally I reposted or at least edited this fic but backdated it here, and now I’m reposting this one because of a typo. FML.

Originally posted in 2011. This is also when I was just starting out writing smut; it’s not great. This fic, for me, is popular on AO3 (for good or for bad), so I’m keeping ownership of this fic for the moment and not anoning and/or orphaning it.

Title: mind all over the place | gossipgirlanon | AO3
Rating: Explicit
Paring: Blair/Serena
Prompt: Serena/Blair - (Voyeurism) Serena watches Blair masturbate. Blair can either be knowing or oblivious.
Word Count: 548
Content Notes: none
Summary: Blair versus a Hibachi Magic Wand.

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Here is a meta that was originally written for kink_bingo. It’s not a particularly kinky essay, so I don’t regret taking the essay out of that comm. I did add thoughts I didn’t initially add to this essay, as well as photo captions.

Blair Waldorf's Costumes in "The Last Days of Disco Stick" (1227 words) by merryghoul
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Gossip Girl (TV 2007)
Rating: Not Rated
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Blair Waldorf
Additional Tags: Picspam, Meta, Meta Essay, Movie Reference, Fairy Tale Elements, Costumes, Mentions of Lady Gaga, Snow White Elements
Summary: A look at Blair’s two outfits in that episode.

(back at it after a break)

Copied and pasted from AO3 because of the nightmare HTML, also posted as is, and I wanted URLs that didn’t redirect. Probably written for Kink Bingo, but I removed the fic from the collection for personal reasons. Originally posted 7 June 2011.

Title: f*ck you like an animal | AO3
Rating: NC-17
Relationship: Blair/Chuck
Word Count:769
Summary: Season 3 AU. During the polo match in Connecticut, Blair and Chuck seek Serena in the woods but find something else. Contains watersports. Title from Nine Inch Nails’ “Closer.”

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Title: Bad Day at Blackhaven | AO3
Fandom: Gossip Girl
Wordcount: 3104
Rating: Teen
Characters: Blair Waldorf, Chuck Bass, Dan Humphrey, Serena van der Woodsen, Arthur (Chuck's chauffeur)
Pairing: Chuck Bass/Blair Waldorf
Notes: This fic was for the first year of the now defunct Vacationthon exchange. I wrote this for flipflop_diva. Originally posted 11 July 2011. Reuploaded 2 July 2016, to fix spacing issues without going through old Dreamwidth HTML formatting from hell, to fix some SPAG and story errors, and to change the summary, because why the hell not. Although the story is set between seasons two and three, events mentioned in seasons three and four that take place during this time frame are briefly mentioned here. And the title, very much like Gossip Girl episode titles, is a play on Bad Day at Black Rock.
Disclaimer: Sorry, Vacationthon--I'm not adding a serious disclaimer here as opposed to when you were running.
Summary: There are twists and turns in Blair's trip to East Hampton, New York. Not of all of them are physical ones.

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Content note: All of these recs deal with a potentially triggery prompt, which I've put under a cut (to edit out gray text that doesn’t really work with touchscreen devices). ( Read more... ) Reccer chooses not to warn for any other content found in these stories.

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