where there's smoke there's--

Okay, so in my last actual post I said I should’ve linked to a fan_flashworks piece I did with Parker and alternate dimension Parker. I didn't link to the fic earlier, but here it is: Cold Oatmeal (Parker, general audiences)

I also mentioned another fic I forgot to include the comment_fic prompt in at least the AO3 entry. After spending days in the comment_fic backup community, I did find the prompt, and this is the fic: Theater of Unpredictability (Parker, general audiences)

I’m working on adding an AO3 Twitter skin to an older comment_fic work of mine. I’ll come back and update later.

I also found two fics I never archived on AO3 until recently:

A Monologue On Sunscreen (93 words) by merryghoul
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Leverage
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Alec Hardison/Parker
Characters: Alec Hardison, Parker (Leverage)
Additional Tags: Dialogue-Only, Community: comment_fic
Summary: Parker on the importance of sunscreen.

Where's My Westwood? (192 words) by merryghoul
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Sherlock (TV)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Jim Moriarty
Additional Tags: Character Study, Clothing, Ficlet
Summary: Jim and his fondness for Vivienne Westwood.

...Photobucket


So I saved some photos on Photobucket that were affected by them emailing about “your pictures are taking up too much bandwidth,” with the intention of adding the photos back in, specifically, a Parker/Hardison manifesto I wrote years ago. But I can’t edit my old posts to add the rehosted photos, since submissions are closed at the community I first posted it at and I can’t edit the crosspost on the DW equivalent. So I guess I’ll post the broken photos here.

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I was putting together my Burn Notice masterpost and deleting some posts in my journal when I noticed this fic was never posted here. It was posted at comment_fic and femslash100, but never here. However, it's up on AO3. It's also the first part of a series I'll have a masterpost for Dreamwidth made for soon, The Man Down Jobs.

Title: People Watching
Prompt: #325, glass (for femslash100 ; also for comment_fic)
Fandom: Burn Notice/Leverage
Pairing: Fiona Glenanne/Parker
Rating: PG
Word count: 100
Summary: How not to people watch on South Beach.

After Fiona picked her friend Parker up from the airport, they drove to Carlito's, where Parker ordered two glasses of whiskey.

Parker picked up the empty rocks glasses and started looking through them, as if they were binoculars.

"What are you doing, Parker?" Fiona said.

"I'm people watching."

"Parker, you can't watch people through rocks glasses."

"You told me to look at people wearing bikinis while I was on South Beach, and I didn't bring binoculars."

"That's because I told you not to bring binoculars."

Fiona sighed. She flagged down a nearby waitress. "I'll have another Bloody Mary please. Thanks."

Title: Back Seat | AO3
Prompt: #349, ardent
Fandom: Burn Notice/Leverage
Pairing: Fiona Glenanne/Sophie Devereaux
Rating: NC-17
Word count: 250
A/N:
This is a sequel to Sommelier.
This is also the thank you I promised my f-list during some trying times I was having last week.
And finally, this is also for Day 9 of the Fandom Snowflake Challenge.
Summary: "Besides, we didn't finish what we started."

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late fan_flashworks copypasta

Title: Parker the Friendly Ghost | AO3
Fandom: Leverage
Rating: G
Length: 500 words
Content notes: no standard notes apply
Author notes: for dollsome's autumn comment ficathon, since I really liked the prompt "Hardison/Parker, friendly ghost AU" a lot and didn't act upon it until now
Summary: Hardison's never been a fan of tight, enclosed spaces. It's even worse when those spaces are dark.

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It's always too much for a DW/LJ post IMO.

Burn Notice
Leverage
Torchwood
Doctor Who (classic and new)

Title: Hold Me Down | AO3
Fandom: Burn Notice/Leverage
Prompt: Any, Any, "...he whined, sounding quite sure that this should not have happened to him."/(Of Love and Bunnies by CrazyGirl47, Freyja SilverWillow and Bryn Spikess)
Medium: fic
Wordcount: 622
Rating: PG-13
Contains: no standard notes apply
Summary: In which Fiona demonstrates her strength to Hardison, much to Parker's joy and Hardison's dismay.

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Title: Orpheus sings: "Parker" and the painting | AO3
Fandom: Leverage
Prompt: Leverage, Parker/Sophie, Pygmalion or Galatea
Medium: fic
Wordcount: 554
Rating: PG-13
Contains: no standard notes apply
Summary: Pygmalion, told Leverage-style. Crack.

I used this translation of Ovid for the tale.

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Title: Bavarian Brawl | AO3
Fandom: Burn Notice/Leverage
Medium: fic
Wordcount: 600
Rating: PG-13
Contains: no standard warnings apply
Summary: The job: steal a payroll and start a food fight.

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