where there's smoke there's--

Found this (again) while locking down my LJ. The formatting was wonky and there was an accidental typo on the original post, so I’ve decided to delete that post (especially since it was crossposted to LJ originally) and, uh, repost.

Originally posted in 2011.


Title: Hera Glenanne | comment_fic | AO3
Rating: Teen
Characters: Michael, Sam, Fiona (mentioned)
comment_fic prompt (from rise_your_dead): Burn Notice, Fi-centric, "She keeps telling me to call her Hera." | "...Sam, do you know what that means?"
Word Count: 595
Content Notes: none
Summary: Sam gives Mike an impromptu Greek mythology lesson.

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copied fic from fan_flashworks
reposted because gray text is hard to read on tablets and such and because of the non-matching domain names

Title: Sharp Things | AO3
Fandom: Luther
Rating: R
Length: 382 words
Content notes: mentions of self-harm
Author notes: Midway through the second series of Luther, John broke Alice Morgan out of a mental hospital; she subsequently fled England. ( story spoiler ) (This fic has since been Jossed by canon.) Also for the Softer World meme on LJ (original prompt was deleted) and comment_fic, here.
Summary: John gets an email from an old friend.

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I was putting together my Burn Notice masterpost and deleting some posts in my journal when I noticed this fic was never posted here. It was posted at comment_fic and femslash100, but never here. However, it's up on AO3. It's also the first part of a series I'll have a masterpost for Dreamwidth made for soon, The Man Down Jobs.

Title: People Watching
Prompt: #325, glass (for femslash100 ; also for comment_fic)
Fandom: Burn Notice/Leverage
Pairing: Fiona Glenanne/Parker
Rating: PG
Word count: 100
Summary: How not to people watch on South Beach.

After Fiona picked her friend Parker up from the airport, they drove to Carlito's, where Parker ordered two glasses of whiskey.

Parker picked up the empty rocks glasses and started looking through them, as if they were binoculars.

"What are you doing, Parker?" Fiona said.

"I'm people watching."

"Parker, you can't watch people through rocks glasses."

"You told me to look at people wearing bikinis while I was on South Beach, and I didn't bring binoculars."

"That's because I told you not to bring binoculars."

Fiona sighed. She flagged down a nearby waitress. "I'll have another Bloody Mary please. Thanks."

quick copypasta

Title: Alive | AO3
Fandom: Burn Notice
Rating: G
Length: 181 words
Content notes: no content notes apply
Author notes: for comment_fic
Summary: Michael remembered two things.

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Title: Heels Aren't Practical | AO3
Fandom: Burn Notice/Leverage
Rating: PG
Length: 549
Content notes: no standard content notes apply
Author notes: comment_fic: Burn Notice/Leverage, Fiona & Parker, "Heels aren't practical, you know." | fan_flashworks: "old friends" round
Summary: Fiona proves to Parker that heels are practical in various situations.

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Title: Orpheus sings: "Parker" and the painting | AO3
Fandom: Leverage
Prompt: Leverage, Parker/Sophie, Pygmalion or Galatea
Medium: fic
Wordcount: 554
Rating: PG-13
Contains: no standard notes apply
Summary: Pygmalion, told Leverage-style. Crack.

I used this translation of Ovid for the tale.

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copypasta!

Title: The Bodyswap Job | AO3
Fandom: Leverage
Rating: PG-13
Length: 678 words
Content notes: f/f bodyswap
Author notes: for comment_fic and fan_flashworks (role reversal round)
Summary: Hardison is the first to see Sophie and Parker in new bodies. Crack.

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Title: Cold Oatmeal | AO3
Fandom: Leverage
Rating: G
Length: 632 words
Content notes: no content notes apply
Author notes: for comment_fic and hc_bingo
Summary: Once, Parker met a woman who looked like her but had a "normal" life.

( Cold Oatmeal )

Title: Eliot Spencer, Team Cook | AO3
Fandom: Leverage
Prompt: hunger / starvation
Medium: fic
Wordcount: 606 words
Rating: PG
Warnings: no standard warnings apply
Summary: "Leverage, Eliot or Eliot/any, five times he cooked for the crew, or various members of the crew, and one time they cooked for him," for comment_fic .

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