I accidentally anthromorficed

I misread a prompt for ladiesbingo, so I created anthromorfic instead of what the prompt wanted me to do, turn characters into inanimate objects. (Then again, when you Google "inanimate object AU," "anthromorfic" comes up. And I'm certain what Ladies Bingo calls "Anthropomorphic Personifications of Abstract Concepts" is anthromorfic.) I found a home for it for an old prompt I made at fic_promptly that no one else filled there.

Banter (717 words) by merryghoul
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Football RPF, Anthropomorfic
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Chelsea FC/Paris Saint-Germain FC
Characters: Chelsea FC - Character, Paris Saint-Germain - Character
Additional Tags: Champions League, Twitter
Summary: No, really, they're actually good friends.


For the moment, it's unlocked, but if it gets any attention that I don't like, I won't hesitate to archive lock the fic, or even orphan it (and delete this post).

I've decided to finish a line at Ladies Bingo, so I'm going to figure out my final square before I declare bingo. Then I'll link to my post here, since I haven't posted a lot of my more recent fics here. And I need to add my more recent Doctor Who and Torchwood things to Teaspoon, too. /o\