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Title: Fifty Shades of Jeff | AO3
Fandom: Community
Author: [personal profile] merryghoul 
Characters: Dean Pelton, Abed
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 200
Summary: Fifty Shades of Grey isn't just for women.

Everyone turned a blind eye to the Dean bringing in a laundry basket in a dormitory. On top of his laundry was a bottle of detergent, dryer sheets, a copy of Fifty Shades of Grey and a picture frame.

The Dean put the detergent in the washer and added his clothes. As the machine ran, the Dean put the picture on the lid. It was a picture of Jeff.

The Dean straddled the washer at its free corner and started reading.

Abed walked by the laundry room. He walked in and stopped near the room's dryer.

"Hey, Dean."

The Dean looked up. He dropped the book. "It's not what it looks like!"

"You're recreating the Saturday Night Live sketch where Amazon.com is offering Mother's Day ideas and all of them include women reading Fifty Shades of Grey. This is the part in the sketch where a woman is reading Fifty Shades of Grey and straddling a washing machine while a picture of Joel McHale is on the lid."

"Well, I am a funny Dean."

"Contrary to what you've said, I don't find you funny at all."

"Go away, Abed!"

"Cool. Coolcoolcool."

Abed left, leaving the Dean and Jeff in peace.

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