The Drunken Bridesmaid
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merryghoulTitle: The Drunken Bridesmaid | AO3
Fandom: Leverage
Song: "Cooler Couleur" by Crookers (feat. Yelle)
Length: 2:43
Characters: Parker, Hardison, Sophie, Eliot, extras
Rating: PG-13
Contains: mild language in song, flashy transitions in video, appearance of a gun
Summary: The best cover for a wedding job.
Words taken from Leverage, Seriously.
Streaming: Vimeo, below
Can be downloaded at Vimeo or here, at Mediafire.
Transcript
HARDISON: Whoa, uh...
PARKER: It's okay. Here, zip.
HARDISON: Now, I know that you're in charge of the bridesmaids' dresses, but why are you wearing one?
PARKER: A bridesmaid's dress is like an all-access pass at a wedding. Plus, I kind of said something, and the maid of honor cried. And Sophie said I should make it up to her.
SOPHIE: You look lovely.
CINDY (bridesmaid): You don't think it makes me look fat?
PARKER: Oh, definitely. I mean, why do you think I had to let out the waist? To make you look less skinny? Now much do you weigh, anyway? A buck fifty?
HARDISON: By looking much, much better in the same dress? Yeah, you let me know how that goes.
PARKER: Hmm, you really think I look good?
HARDISON: And now you're perfect.
("Cooler Couleur")
ELIOT: Can you get me some paprika?
PARKER: Downstairs is clear. That leaves one place where the money could be stashed. The screening room. Go.
ELIOT: These peaches aren't gonna poach themselves, Parker.
PARKER: Sorry, Emeril.
ELIOT: What was that?
PARKER: You heard me.
ELIOT: Yeah. I'll show you. Bam!
(music plays without dialogue to 2:08)
MOSCONE: I can get your money with one phone call.
SERGEI: Global economy never waits.
PARKER: Oh! Ooh, you're not the deejay. I was supposed to meet him in here. Shh. Hey, the father of the bride! He's in here! Everybody's been looking for you. You're in so much trouble. Come on, party's in full swing.
(music ends)
PARKER: Their ride's here.
HARDISON: It's about time. How did you get away from Sergei in the screening room?
PARKER: I pretended I was drunk and that we were meeting down there to have sex.
Fandom: Leverage
Song: "Cooler Couleur" by Crookers (feat. Yelle)
Length: 2:43
Characters: Parker, Hardison, Sophie, Eliot, extras
Rating: PG-13
Contains: mild language in song, flashy transitions in video, appearance of a gun
Summary: The best cover for a wedding job.
Words taken from Leverage, Seriously.
Streaming: Vimeo, below
The Drunken Bridesmaid from merryghoul on Vimeo.
Can be downloaded at Vimeo or here, at Mediafire.
Transcript
HARDISON: Whoa, uh...
PARKER: It's okay. Here, zip.
HARDISON: Now, I know that you're in charge of the bridesmaids' dresses, but why are you wearing one?
PARKER: A bridesmaid's dress is like an all-access pass at a wedding. Plus, I kind of said something, and the maid of honor cried. And Sophie said I should make it up to her.
SOPHIE: You look lovely.
CINDY (bridesmaid): You don't think it makes me look fat?
PARKER: Oh, definitely. I mean, why do you think I had to let out the waist? To make you look less skinny? Now much do you weigh, anyway? A buck fifty?
HARDISON: By looking much, much better in the same dress? Yeah, you let me know how that goes.
PARKER: Hmm, you really think I look good?
HARDISON: And now you're perfect.
("Cooler Couleur")
ELIOT: Can you get me some paprika?
PARKER: Downstairs is clear. That leaves one place where the money could be stashed. The screening room. Go.
ELIOT: These peaches aren't gonna poach themselves, Parker.
PARKER: Sorry, Emeril.
ELIOT: What was that?
PARKER: You heard me.
ELIOT: Yeah. I'll show you. Bam!
(music plays without dialogue to 2:08)
MOSCONE: I can get your money with one phone call.
SERGEI: Global economy never waits.
PARKER: Oh! Ooh, you're not the deejay. I was supposed to meet him in here. Shh. Hey, the father of the bride! He's in here! Everybody's been looking for you. You're in so much trouble. Come on, party's in full swing.
(music ends)
PARKER: Their ride's here.
HARDISON: It's about time. How did you get away from Sergei in the screening room?
PARKER: I pretended I was drunk and that we were meeting down there to have sex.
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Date: 2012-09-14 11:30 pm (UTC)