(Old) Burn Notice/Leverage fic: People Watching

I was putting together my Burn Notice masterpost and deleting some posts in my journal when I noticed this fic was never posted here. It was posted at comment_fic and femslash100, but never here. However, it's up on AO3. It's also the first part of a series I'll have a masterpost for Dreamwidth made for soon, The Man Down Jobs.

Title: People Watching
Prompt: #325, glass (for femslash100 ; also for comment_fic)
Fandom: Burn Notice/Leverage
Pairing: Fiona Glenanne/Parker
Rating: PG
Word count: 100
Summary: How not to people watch on South Beach.

After Fiona picked her friend Parker up from the airport, they drove to Carlito's, where Parker ordered two glasses of whiskey.

Parker picked up the empty rocks glasses and started looking through them, as if they were binoculars.

"What are you doing, Parker?" Fiona said.

"I'm people watching."

"Parker, you can't watch people through rocks glasses."

"You told me to look at people wearing bikinis while I was on South Beach, and I didn't bring binoculars."

"That's because I told you not to bring binoculars."

Fiona sighed. She flagged down a nearby waitress. "I'll have another Bloody Mary please. Thanks."

Series Masterpost: The Man Down Jobs (Burn Notice/Leverage; Fiona/Parker)

A very loose series of stories set after season three of Burn Notice. What if Parker and Fiona were friends and decided to help each other out in Miami while Michael's been kidnapped?

People Watching * Hill and Taylor * Bavarian Brawl * The Shower * Heels Aren't Practical

on AO3

O_O

Still organizing a master post for my Burn Notice fanworks. I decided to re-read something I wrote back in 2012, The Confession, when this phrase jumped out at me:

(Michael, to Fiona) "You weigh around 125 pounds. I can't hold you up forever, and if I put you on something, we're going to break it."

And then I remembered one of the hilariously bad news graphics from the series finale, "Reckoning," which aired in 2013:



If you can't read the news graphic, it says:

( it's a lengthy blockquote )

I'm sure this was a coincidence. I think.