Title: People Watching
Prompt: #325, glass/Whiskey and women
Fandom: Burn Notice/Leverage
Pairing: Fiona Glenanne/Parker
Word count: 100
Summary: How not to people watch on South Beach.
After Fiona picked her friend Parker up from the airport, they drove to Carlitos, where Parker ordered two glasses of whiskey.
Parker picked up the empty rocks glasses and started looking through them, as if they were binoculars.
"What are you doing, Parker?" Fiona said.
"I'm people watching."
"Parker, you can't watch people through rocks glasses."
"You told me to look at people wearing bikinis while I was on South Beach, and I didn't bring binoculars."
"That's because I told you not to bring binoculars."
Fiona sighed. She flagged down a nearby waitress. "I'll have another Bloody Mary please. Thanks."