where there's smoke there's--

This will be yesterday's, as I was sick:

Title: Other Purposes | AO3
Author: merryghoul
Fandom: Burn Notice
Wordcount: 67
Rating: G
Characters: Sam, Fiona
Summary: Some things can be used for other things.

"You sure you have everything?" Sam asked. "'Cause I'm not doing this if you didn't bring everything."

"Sam, I always bring condoms and lube. You know that."

"I have a question, though. I know why you carry condoms around--to make sure your guns don't get detritus. But why the lube? To slide out of tight spaces? Lubricate guns in a pinch?"

"To unravel my bracelets."

"Oh."

Title: A Romance Made in Hell | AO3
Author: merryghoul
Artist: hollymarchosias
Fandom: Burn Notice
Relationship(s)/Characters: Fiona/Michael, Fiona/Jesse, Fiona/Sam, Fiona/Dani Pearce, Fiona/Jesse/Pearce/Michael; Madeline, Peggy Mills, Rebecca Lang, Trent Lang, Anson Fullerton
Word Count: 10010
Rating: R
Content Notes/Warnings: violence, AU but canonical character deaths (including a suicide), graphic description of a homicide, strong language
Summary: Fiona tells the tale of the hunt for Anson Fullerton, with the little moments in between. A fork in the road AU for episodes 6.02-6.07. Part of the everything gets more complicated! series.

art can be seen on LiveJournal or AO3

( A Romance Made in Hell )

Title: Tattoo Showcase | AO3
Fandom: Burn Notice
Song: "Brawling Broads" by Roy Ayers
Rating: PG
Length: 1:07
Content notes: flashy transitions from original show, quick transitions; for the "cliche" round of fan_flashworks
Summary: Gabrielle Anwar's real life tattoos and Sam Axe's Navy SEAL tattoo on Burn Notice. (The Navy SEAL tattoo is fake, by the way.)

( Tattoo Showcase )

Title: Mattress | AO3
Fandom: Burn Notice
Medium: fic
Wordcount: 517
Rating: PG-13
Contains: no standard notes apply
Summary: "I didn't know you'd make such a nice mattress."

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Title: Ghost in the City | AO3
Fandom: Burn Notice
Prompt: drowning
Medium: fic
Wordcount: 937 words
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: major character death
Summary: “Long Way Back” AU.

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Title: Zombie Clowns at the Shooting Range | AO3
Author: merryghoul
Rating: Teen
Characters: Fiona, Madeline, Sam
Summary: How Fiona managed a last-minute shooting range date cancellation.
Notes: Mild violence. For rarewomen. Done in the style of Fiona's diaries for the first season of Burn Notice (on the USA Network website, if you can find them).  Italics taken out and a minor SPAG fix done on December 8, 2014.

The new corresponding crosspost link: http://merryghoul.livejournal.com/122143.html

( Zombie Clowns at the Shooting Range )

C&P from fan_flashworks  because I'm bleh today.

Speaking of, since it's amnesty there and I've done all the challenges, I'm taking a break to work on my au_bigbang  fic, but I'll be back for the next challenge, hopefully.

Title: A Newcomer's Guide to Miami Bars | AO3
Fandom: Burn Notice
Rating: PG
Length: 835 words
Content notes: mild language
Author notes: The bars in this story (except for the last one, which exists only in Burn Notice canon) are based on real Miami bars that still exist or have existed in the past. The events in these bars have been fictionalized and if anything like that happened in these bars, I've never heard of them. Also for comment_fic .
Summary: In three days, Sam Axe was kicked out of four Miami bars. He also found one bar he was actually happy with.

( And so begins a quest for mojitos and beer. )

(Reposted 2/4/2015 after I had a change of heart about orphaning this, and this was one of my first Burn Notice fics, after all. Eh, at least now there's a working link between this journal and my LJ for this one now. Also originally posted for Kink Bingo, but I'm breaking my ties with that challenge, slowly but surely.)

Title: Chuck Finley, Electrician | AO3
Rating: G
Character: Sam
Word Count: 555
Summary: Sam tries out yet another Chuck Finley alias.

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