where there's smoke there's--

Never mind, I forgot to friends-lock this before today's Who Daily update. Ignore what I had in this first paragraph of the post.

Earlier this year, I posted River's Five, which was supposed to be for dw_allsorts. Each chapter corresponded to a different prompt. I burned out on the fic and eventually finished that prompt table I grabbed from that comm with various ficlets and drabbles. My intent was to use parts of the fic for Het Big Bang (which prefers WIPs to not be on AO3 before their archive goes live), but that never materialized.

I decided to repost "River's Five" to AO3, since I've given up on finishing the fic and/or trying to edit what I have into a fic that's mostly made up of the older story. Here's the new link to the fic:

River's Five (3062 words) by merryghoul
Chapters: 6/?
Fandom: Doctor Who (2005)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Ashildr | Lady Me, Clara Oswin Oswald, River Song, Ada Mullins | The Unicorn
Additional Tags: Abandoned Work - Unfinished and Discontinued, Robbery
Summary: River Song is planning a heist, and she needs Clara and Me's help. (Unfinished work that will not be updated or completed.)

Title: First Threesome | AO3
Author: merryghoul
Fandom: Doctor Who
Word Count: 5041
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: no standard warnings apply
Summary: The Twelfth Doctor and River Song agree to a threesome with Missy. (Twelfth Doctor/Missy/River Song.)
Notes: A sequel to the fic Second Date, More Awkward Than the First written for remix_me.

( First Threesome )

Title: A New Leash on Life | AO3
Fandom: Doctor Who (2005)
Wordcount: 922
Rating: Teen
Character: Twelve, Missy, OMC, the Doctor's TARDIS
Pairing: Twelve/Missy
Prompts: seasonofkink: possession/collars and fic_promptly: Any, Any, "I ask for so little. Just fear me, love me, do as I say and I will be your slave." (Quote is from Labyrinth, but it's not the exact quote as used in the movie.)
Summary: The Doctor wasn't expecting coming to something that looked like a church and a cave. And he wasn't expecting what followed next.

( A New Leash on Life )

Title: The Captain and Me | AO3
Fandom: Doctor Who
Wordcount: 610
Rating: General Audiences
Characters: Ashildr | Me, OMCs
Prompt: hc_bingo: medication; fic_promptly: Doctor Who, Ashildr/Me, one of her (mis)adventures. Fic has many changes from the original fill.
Summary: The story of Me's voyage to Saint Helena.

( The Captain and Me )

I already posted this on AO3, but for my Seasons of Kink and HC Bingo cards (for the prompts "obscenity" and "dub-con," respectfully), I also wanted to post this here.

This was also written for a mini-fest that's currently being held at dw_guestfest, if you'd like to play.

Title: A Season in Amiens
Rating: Mature/R
Word Count: 1228
Characters: Ashildr | Me/original male character
Notes: contains dubious consent, whipping, and implied sexual content
Summary:

"I once spent a season getting tied up every night by a young monk in a flagellant's monastery in Amiens. We both learned a lot that year." -- Alys (Ashildr), "The Triple Knife"

A brief glimpse into the year Alys spent in the monastery.

( A Season in Amiens )

Title: The Knightmare's Boots
Fandom: Doctor Who (2005)
Wordcount: 520
Rating: Mature
Pairing: Ashildr | Me/Clara
Contains: boot worship
Prompt: femslash_today porn battle: Doctor Who, Ashildr | Me/Clara, boots & seasonofkink: non-boot fetish
Notes: plot what plot fic, pretty much
Summary: The Knightmare demands payment after she saves Clara.

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Title: Detour in Downton | AO3
Author: merryghoul
Prompt: River Song walks into a bar and meets...Daisy Mason!
Fandoms: Doctor Who (2005), Downton Abbey
Word count: ~2000 words
Rating/Contents: General audiences; no standard warnings apply
Notes: Set after River becomes a professor in Doctor Who. Set post-series for Downton Abbey, using speculation that Daisy leaves Downton Abbey, moves into Mr Mason's farm, and eventually marries Andy Parker. Background Andy/Daisy.
Summary: Stranded in Downton, River Song walks into the Grantham Arms, meets the former Daisy Mason, and makes Daisy's dreams come true.

( Detour in Downton )

Title: A Vacation with Missy | AO3
Author: merryghoul
Wordcount: 1567 words
Rating: General Audiences
Characters: Twelfth Doctor, Missy, the Doctor's TARDIS
Pairing(s): Twelfth Doctor/Missy
Contains: minor, non-graphic, canon-typical character death
Prompts: wild card (restraints), trapped together, shipwrecked, and planet destruction for hc_bingo's February amnesty challenge
Notes: Contains references to "The Pirate Planet," because that was the only thing I could think of with the prompt "planet destruction." Fic also has Quarks from "The Dominators."
Summary: Missy lures the Doctor to a planet she's destroying.

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Title: Doctor Melody Williams | AO3 | Teaspoon
Author: merryghoul
Wordcount: 1672
Rating: General Audiences
Characters: River Song, Amy Pond
Contains: fictional, canonical hallucinogenic drugs
Prompts: ladiesbingo: Thank God it's Friday... Again: Time Loops | hc_bingo: hallucinations | fic_promptly
Notes: I've always wanted to toy with the idea of "Melody Williams, schoolteacher" since "A Good Man Goes to War." This fic, which plays with a Groundhog Day-style time loop, is inspired by Signs from The Diary of River Song. (But you don't need to listen to any part of The Diary of River Song to understand this.) also I was not expecting to write ~1700 words about a time loop, but oh well
Summary: Doctor Melody Williams: professor by day, adventurer by night. Or is that the other way around?

( Doctor Melody Williams )