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Title: Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill! | AO3
Fandom: Burn Notice
Rating: PG-13
Length: 1346 words
Content notes: violence, sexual innuendos, misogyny, breathplay kink (choking)
Author notes: this prompt at comment_fic
Summary: Fiona goes up against a street racer. Inspired by the racing scene in Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill! and this news report about street racing in Miami.

( Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill! )

Title: That Gabrielle Anwar Fantasy | AO3
Fandom: Burn Notice
Medium: fic
Wordcount: 615
Rating: PG-13
Contains: no standard notes apply
Summary: "My dream Burn Notice episode would be: Fiona breaking into the shoe department at Neiman Marcus at night, to find Michael Westen naked on the grand piano, holding a Molotov cocktail." (here, with thanks to fuckyeahmichaelfiona) This is straight up crack written as a break from my journeystory project and I don't know why I want to apologize, but I do.

( This year, the annual famous person apology during Kink Bingo goes to Gabrielle Anwar )

Title: Alcohological | AO3
Fandom: Burn Notice
Prompt: fic_promptly | slashthedrabble: Past Prompts Revisited: TV Tropes: Kissing Under the Influence
Medium: fic
Wordcount: 500
Rating: PG
Contains: no standard notes apply
Summary: Fiona and Pearce have a drinking contest.

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Title: Heels Aren't Practical | AO3
Fandom: Burn Notice/Leverage
Rating: PG
Length: 549
Content notes: no standard content notes apply
Author notes: comment_fic: Burn Notice/Leverage, Fiona & Parker, "Heels aren't practical, you know." | fan_flashworks: "old friends" round
Summary: Fiona proves to Parker that heels are practical in various situations.

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TITLE: Ode to His Trigger-Happy Girlfriend | AO3
AUTHOR: merryghoul
FANDOM: Burn Notice
PAIRING: Michael Westen/Fiona Glenanne
GENRE: Het
PROMPT: One day, in retrospect, the years of struggle will strike you as the most beautiful. - Sigmund Freud
RATING: PG-13
WORD COUNT: 500
SUMMARY: An ode to Michael's once and future girlfriend.
WARNINGS: no standard warnings apply
NOTES: Does contain information from the "First Contact" comic, which was alluded to in the show in one episode (and kinda retcons some earlier pre-show information, but that's not my fault). General spoilers for season six.
DISCLAIMER: Burn Notice belongs to Fox Television Studios, Fuse Entertainment and Flying Glass of Milk Productions. I don't plan to make a profit from this fanfic.

( I'm gonna kick your ass. )

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Title: Best of Five | AO3
Fandom: Burn Notice
Rating: PG
Length: 564 words
Content notes: mild sexual content, mentions of guns
Author notes: For comment_fic and fan_flashworks (win or lose round). Breakers = a hotel
Summary: Michael's attempt at a romantic getaway turns into a rivalry on a fair midway.

( Best of Five )

Title: Bavarian Brawl | AO3
Fandom: Burn Notice/Leverage
Medium: fic
Wordcount: 600
Rating: PG-13
Contains: no standard warnings apply
Summary: The job: steal a payroll and start a food fight.

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Some supplements to the last post.

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Title: Hill and Taylor | AO3
Fandom: Burn Notice/Leverage
Medium: fic
Wordcount: 693
Rating: PG-13
Contains: no standard notes apply
Summary: Fiona and Parker need a diversion and a safe open.

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