where there's smoke there's--

Something I worked on a few days ago while I had writer's block for crossbigbang .

Title: CBeebies Storytime! with Richard Brook! | AO3
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 532
Characters: Moriarty, Sebastian Moran, Sherlock, Holmes
Content Notes: crack, mentions of violence
Summary: Moriarty uses CBeebies to educate and send messages at the same time.
A/N: sherlockbbc_fic  prompt: Storytime for gory crime. Moriarty really is Richard Brookes. He manages his crime empire while still being the face of children's televison. The stories in every episode contain coded messages for his operatives.

I'd like some crack or humour fic where Moran and some of Moriarty's other goons all sit down, with popcorn, to watch Storytime and work out what The Boss wants them to do next.

Maybe John and Sherlock are up late one night watching repeats of the program and they notice names and scenarios that match recent crimes.

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For those not in the UK, CBeebies is a BBC channel oriented for children six and under. Think BabyFirstTV, certain PBS programs, Nick Jr. or Playtime Disney in the US, for starters.

Also, The Story of Fidgety Philip.

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